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ilovedophelia: -jnfm: nevver: Tony Hawk Burned by the king...

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 16:50:22 -0500

-jnfm:

nevver:

Tony Hawk

Burned by the king of skate.

Can Tony Hawk be my dad though?

animalstalkinginallcaps: THEN WHAT HAPPENS? Then the baby chews...

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 18:00:33 -0500

THEN WHAT HAPPENS?

Then the baby chews its way out of her and she dies.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

I wish. No. It just breaks a bunch of her bones and her spine and stuff so Edward has to make her a vampire.

THIS WON ‘CHILDREN’S BOOK OF THE YEAR’?

I think that was sales based. You can’t underestimate the American 50+ women’s demographic. They’ll literally buy anything with a sex scene in it.

LOOL!!

pleatedjeans: obama states vs. romney states via

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 16:13:27 -0500

pleatedjeans:

obama states vs. romney states via

LOOL!

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 18:18:49 -0400

LOOL!

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Fri, 26 Oct 2012 00:43:45 -0400

suchwonderfulthings: lolzpicx: Elevator Prank WHAT SPAWN OF...

Wed, 24 Oct 2012 16:38:05 -0400

suchwonderfulthings:

lolzpicx:

Elevator Prank

WHAT SPAWN OF SATAN CAME UP WITH THIS

Photo

Wed, 24 Oct 2012 16:35:35 -0400

when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move

Wed, 24 Oct 2012 16:22:22 -0400

when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately
when dementors want to kiss you: everythING GETS COLD AND ICY AND FROZEN AND YOU FEEL AS IF THERE IS NO FUCKING HAPPINESS LEFT IN THE WORLD AND THEN YOU FUCKING RUN BITCH RUN FOR YOUR SOUL

shortformblog: A pair of Wisconsin parents took a decidedly...

Wed, 24 Oct 2012 16:20:01 -0400

shortformblog:

A pair of Wisconsin parents took a decidedly modern approach toward punishing their daughter when she misbehaved recently: They confiscated her phone and used it to take several photos of themselves doing silly faces, which they subsequently uploaded to her Facebook page.

The best, worst parents ever.

numbuh214: neziki: I feel like I have waited literally my...

Wed, 24 Oct 2012 16:00:37 -0400

numbuh214:

neziki:

I feel like I have waited literally my entire life for this moment.

womensweardaily: Model Call: Sessilee Lopez WWD: How did it...

Wed, 24 Oct 2012 15:59:03 -0400

womensweardaily:

Model Call: Sessilee Lopez

WWD: How did it feel to wear Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” coat at Philip Treacy?
S.L.: That was the highlight of everything! In the waiting room, they were like, “You have to sign this release. You’re wearing Michael Jackson’s original clothing, and you can’t tell anyone about it.” It was really emotional, because the first couple of looks weren’t working out, but then, sure enough, I got “Thriller.” I said, “I don’t care if you like this, because I love it and I’m wearing it.”

WWD: Was there tight security on the jacket?
S.L.: Security backstage was kind of tight in general. At one point, I was standing in the lineup and felt someone caress my back. At first I thought it was somebody from wardrobe, but I turn around, and it’s frickin’ Lady Gaga. She was like, “Oh, my god, you’re wearing ‘Thriller’ — can I try it on?” I was like, “No. I am keeping this on as long as humanly possible.”

[above: Sessilee Lopez in Philip Treacy RTW Spring 2013]

Pretty Woman In what became one of the most famous scenes from...

Sat, 20 Oct 2012 12:26:16 -0400

Pretty Woman

In what became one of the most famous scenes from the film, Edward Lewis (Richard Gere) presents call girl Vivian Ward (Julia Roberts) with a gorgeous and rather expensive diamond necklace. As Roberts reaches out to touch the precious jewels, Gere - in an unscripted playful moment - quickly snaps the box shut genuinely surprising her.

Her laugh was so honest, and the scene so good, that Garry Marshall decided to leave it in the film as is.

bergdorfgoodman: Last night: Carolina Herrera’s glamour...

Fri, 19 Oct 2012 18:50:48 -0400

bergdorfgoodman:

Last night: Carolina Herrera’s glamour moment.

Photo credit: BFA

Evolution of Apple Ads 1975-2002

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 22:37:54 -0400

vintascope:

Retronaut has posted a great collection of Apple Ads from 1975-2002. Link

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Thanks!

-Vintascope

oddtimerush: i dont understand why people throw bras on stage that shit is expensive

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 18:21:58 -0400

oddtimerush:

i dont understand why people throw bras on stage that shit is expensive

heyfunniest: I JUST CANNOT EVEN THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO EVER ON...

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 18:11:55 -0400

heyfunniest:

I JUST CANNOT EVEN THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO EVER ON THE INTERNET.

Also, imagine when this girl is 25 and sees this video again.

pleatedjeans: “Binders Full of Women” Reviews Flood Amazon (8...

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 17:51:43 -0400

pleatedjeans:

“Binders Full of Women” Reviews Flood Amazon (8 Pics)

shortformblog: atencion: ipomoeaandthestarstealers: election: ...

Tue, 16 Oct 2012 23:54:02 -0400

shortformblog:

atencion:

ipomoeaandthestarstealers:

election:

shortformblog:

Obama’s “come at me bro” look. They’re having an oil fight. Fortunately, not with actual oil.

-Matt Wilstein

Obama’s face= everyone watching this. What the fucking fuck, Mitt.

Fortunately? Uhm excuse you. I would feel very fortuitous if I saw Obama tackle Mitten’s ass all oiled up and sleek.

Glad to facilitate your fantasy. Fan-fiction authors, write!

goodfuckingcoffee: #yeah let’s talk about how much brighter a child’s future would be if they grew...

Tue, 16 Oct 2012 23:50:26 -0400

goodfuckingcoffee:

#yeah let’s talk about how much brighter a child’s future would be if they grew up with 2 parents #while standing in front of a man who had a single mom #and became president of the united states #if only he’d had a father #he might have gotten somewhere in life.

brodinsons: Obama is not perfect. Obama is a politician. He will skew phrases and wording to...

Tue, 16 Oct 2012 23:49:32 -0400

brodinsons:

Obama is not perfect. Obama is a politician. He will skew phrases and wording to benefit his party. As will all politicians.

The fact remains that Romney has explicitly stated that he has “hired a binder of women” while giving them “flexible schedules” to get them home to make dinner for their husbands on time and has somehow managed to make a debate topic about firearms into his own personal stance on whether or not two-parent households are more beneficial to the child.